In our household (even transplanted to South Florida) there’s a ritual that is as sure as opening presents on Christmas Day: Andrew and I will read, laugh loudly, and quote liberally for the rest of the day from Dave Barry’s Year in Review. This ritual drives Claire and Candice up the wall. Claire just stormed away from the breakfast table as Andrew read,
In non-economic news, a Las Vegas jury convicts O.J. Simpson on 12 counts of being an unbelievable idiot. He faces more than 60 years in jail, which could end his relentless quest to find the killer of the people he stabbed to death in 1994.
“Stop it,” she cries. “Dad’s already read it and I don’t care!” but he continues on with,
Meanwhile John McCain, still searching for the perfect running mate, tells his top aides in a conference call that he wants “someone who is capable of filling my shoes.” Unfortunately, he is speaking into the wrong end of his cellular phone, and his aides think he said “someone who is capable of killing a moose.” Shortly thereafter McCain stuns the world, and possibly himself, by selecting Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, a no-nonsense hockey mom with roughly 114 children named after random nouns such as “Hamper.”
I understand her pain, but in my family having the father and son read loudly from the newspaper – while cackling at the jokes – is a family tradition. (Thanks, Dad.) Candice and Claire just have the burden of living with two more in the Brown male line.
Laugh out loud today.
More to come…