Thanks to a heads up from The Bluegrass Blog, I was introduced to the perfect post-convention antidote that puts all the postings from The Daily Kos (or insert your favorite right-wing blog) in perspective.
Want to know how all those bluegrass phenoms play so darn fast? Steroids! Check out this stunning revelation from the incredibly funny Bluegrass Intelligencer which reports on the government funded study to uncover rampant performance enhancing drug use among all the major bluegrass bands, including Ricky Skaggs and Kentucky Thunder (see photo at right). As one “fan” put it,
“I mean, when you go to a festival and you see Cody Kilby playing those guitar solos with Kentucky Thunder, you know that it’s not naturally possible, yet everyone just looks the other way,” said Thom Thoreau, bluegrass fan.
The Intelligencer does include some balance in the story, however, by quoting another fan as saying that he actually thinks performance-detracting drugs are a bigger problem, noting that at many festivals the bands are either “drunk or high a lot of the time, especially in the second set.”
For those of you who like your humor along the lines of the Daily Show or The Onion and know a little about bluegrass and acoustic music (or just pop culture references) you’ll get a kick out of the Intelligencer. The editor’s note under the headline about the Chris Thile/Dolly Parton Scandal which says,
“It has recently been called to our attention that no part of this article is even barely true”
applies to every single article. (So a disclaimer – Ricky Skaggs and Kentucky Thunder DO NOT use performance enhancing drugs!) Enjoy, get a few laughs, and then read your political blogs with more of a sense of humor. BTW – The September 5th Daily Show was worthy of an Emmy!
More to come…